What women in the throes of passion say in various countries:

In Britain: Oh, Roderick, my love, don’t stop, it’s heavenly!

In France: O, Pierre, mon cher, c'est merveilleux!

In Spain: O, Pedro, querido mío, no para, no para, es divino!

In Italy: O, Pietro, caríssimo, io sono in paradiso!

In Germany: Ach, Hans, mein Liebe, ich bin in Himmel!

In the USA: Melvin, the ceiling needs a paint job.

I have to give credit to my good friend Walt Weidler for the idea and the USA line; but please don't blame him for the other lines (Britain thru Germany)--I did those myself.