Exeunt Turdblossom, exeunt Alberto

There was once a smart young fellow, Turdblossom,
whose sway over the Chief was awesome.
There was never an adviser
more brilliant, sagacious, or wiser.
His words of wisdom put into the ear of the Chief
made things happen beyond belief.
Those in Washington in the know
said Turdblossom would always have the bon mot
to create victories for which the Chief could crow.

Yes, Turdblossom was a very smart young fellow,
fearless, savvy, and stellar.
Whenever the Chief was in a tight spot,
he could turn to Turdblossom, that young snot,
who would scheme and plot
to come up with a plan, whether cricket or not.

But, alas and alack, after all his capers,
eventually Turdblossom got his walking papers.
After pulling so many strings
and taking care of so many things,
and giving so many speeches,
he had gotten too big for his breeches.

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That poor fellow, the late AG,
tried too often to be cagey.
Admiration among Senators he did not inspire,
and of him his underlings did tire
(especially those prosecutors he did fire).
So, Alberto got the old heave-ho.
He was shown the door
and will not be heard of any more.